Thursday, May 14, 2009

dear conservative movement:

we would like to return carrie prejean (naked nancy) and dick cheney (tortured tom) the two "spokespersons," who you have recently held up as standard bearers for our political party. they are broken. try to be more careful in your selections for the star of conservatism in the future.

conservative, by it's very definition means: cautiously moderate. Mr. cheney can't even cautiously moderate his shot gun. and usually a shirt is required to be considered as cautious, ms. prejean, wind or no.

we've tolerated bill o' rielly's disgusting phone flirtations, sarah palin's less then perfect parenting, and rush limbaugh's drug battles. hey!, no one is perfect! right? but shouldn't the face of a party claiming the moral high ground be able, at least, to occupy it?...... i'm just sayin.


thank-you
a less than perfect conservative
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7 comments:

Dawn Davis said...

ha ha!! you are hilarious!! looks like you're enjoying the warmer weather. I'm jealous, we can't go outside for more than 2 seconds without breaking into a sweat...it's not very pretty!

Mary Monster Mary said...

Wow, you keep up on such politics now don't you. Guess I'd better have another look see to catch up on the ms. prejean. Sarah Palin will be at my kids school tomorrow. SHould I have them ask any thing in particular. :)

Kritta22 said...

YOu are a superstar!

Angie said...

I love you Mags. You are so good to say what we all think...at least what we would think if we kept up with politics as well as you. Thanks for keeping me informed!

Emilee said...

Amen, my friend. Why, just because little Miss California happens to express a conservative thought, do all conservatives have to suffer when she turns up topless? And who the devil thinks it's a good idea to give Mr. Cheney a platform to express his craziness?

Adriann said...

I hope Palin bashing won't get you kicked out of Alaska. On second thought I hope it does!

Adriann said...

BRIAN SAYS: THE WANING RESPECT I HAD FOR YOU HAS ALL BUT DISSAPEARED. YOUR BLOOD MUST BE THICK FROM THE COLD WEATHER AND YOU CAN'T THINK CLEARLY. CHANEY FOR PRESIDENT!!! TORTURE INSTEAD OF TAXES:)

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